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In the beginning..

Only six inches high, Mudman and Bobbin, were not your average Super Heroes.  Mudman had grown up as Gary Seesmelt in the slums of Phoenix.  His years of applying mud to his hair, eventually replaced his blood system.  Gary could stick to anything and had the ability to shoot mud from his fingertips.  Needless to say, his dating scene was not too good.  His girlfriends would usually go home caked in mud and that would be the last time he saw them.  Bobbin grew up as Michael Hatchpeel, a spoiled brat in the suburbs of Atlanta.  Through years of "heavy metal" exposure, multiple tattoos and body piercings, his body became one giant magnet.  Only with special earrings, was he able to control his stupid powers.  After dating a girl with braces became a trip to the Emergency Room (use your imagination), Mike gave up the dating scene.  It seems that both our stupid heroes were exposed to Mad Cow disease, while still in their mother's womb.  This and the fact that six inch super heroes are funnier.. is the most logical explanation for their size and powers.

After several incidents of stupid human abilities, they were inducted into the world famous Arby's Stupid Hero Academy.  Yes, the same institution that gave us Soccer Moms, Fartman and the Double Cheddar Roast Beef.  Gary and Michael were put into a special unit called, "Small Fries".  In this unit they met other potentials, including Mr. Potato Head.  

Potato Head was actually the son of Mr. Potato Head.  We just called him Junior.   He was a different kind of spud and I ain't talking "biggie fries" or mashed.  Junior was a shape shifter.  No.. not like that guy on Deep Space Nine!!  Junior could change into other food products or into things that carried food.  He just wasn't any good at it.  Gary and Mike did not trust shape shifters.. especially one that looked better with hot butter and bacon.

They were all given their stupid hero names by Pop-n-Fresh, the Pillsbury doughboy.   Mike punched the doughboy down on the very first day, but he kept rising back.   So, Pop got his revenge by naming Mike after a sewing machine part.  The others were given more suitable names.  Gary had been given "Mudman" as he was Master of the Mud.   Actually it was hair mud, but no use splitting hairs over this.  Junior had the "Spudman" title, as he was the only (thank God) potato stupid hero.

So, Mudman, Bobbin and Spudman began their adventures.

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