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Episode 1: Silence of the Spam

The Academy was tough.  Training was long and hard...

Fighting in the jungle Scout missions Overcoming extreme obstacles

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Bobbin, "You hair is starting to smell Mud Boy!"
Mudman, "Oh yeah, that your age or your I.Q. on that jersey!"

Mudman, "You see anything man?"
Bobbin, "Yeah, Mrs. Smith is banging the Milkman again."

Drill Sergeant, "I told you assholes not to stick your peckers to that frozen pipe.  Medic!!"

Even Spudman endured hard training..

Diving into dangerous waters Shape Shifting Master of Disguise

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Spudman, "Hey.. can someone flush this pool first?  This is disgusting!" Drill Sergeant, "Yeah Spudbrain, you are completely invisible now!!" Spudman, "This mustache should disguise me.. right???"

Through all the intense training, they became good friends..

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"Hey Bobbin.. let's give Spud a wedgy"

"Hey Spud.. tell me if this hurts"


It was not unusual of them to hang out at the local Taco Bell.  Spudman would disguise himself as a Taco BellGrande.  When the manager would come over to see what was wrong, the little spud would get up, run around and then go out the door.   The look on the manager's face was classic.  They of course, were barred for life from Taco Bell.  But there was always plenty of Dunkin' Donuts around.

Mudman and Bobbin were doing well. Their super human skills were getting better and they were destined to be teamed together after the Academy.  They learned how to overcome any obstacle and seize the day..

Physical Endurance Transportation Acquisition Contingency Planning

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Bobbin, "Hey Mudman.. let's go to Hooters"
Mudman, "Oh yeah!!!"
Mudman, "You drive, I'll push the pedals. You got the keys right?"
Bobbin, "Keys?  What keys?"
Bobbin, "Yeah Mudman, this looks like a good idea.."
Mudman, "Bite me Earring Boy!"

Sometimes though.. things did not go as planned..

Crushing Circumstances Outside the Box If you can't stand the heat..


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Bobbin, "I told you not to move that rock!!"
Mudman, "Yeah, after you backed over me Dickhead"
Mudman, "OK, I got the address for Hooters.. you got the stamps right?"
Bobbin, "ahhhhhhh.."
Mudman, "Hey Bobbin.."
Bobbin, "Yeah Dude.."
Mudman, "You did not tell me these things were #$@&#@ HOT!!!"

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