Name: Gary Seesmelt
Alias: Mudman, Master of Mud
Born: 1969 in Phoenix, Arizona
Parents: Unknown, but suspected GNC addicts
Powers: Can stick to anything. Can capture villains with mud spray from
finger tips.
Weakness: Must reapply mud to hair several times a day, to replenish powers.
Name: Michael Hatchpeel
Alias: Bobbin, Earring Boy Wonder
Born: 1958 in Atlanta, Georgia
Parents: Fred and Wilma Hatchpeel
Powers: Can stick to anything metal. Can magnetize any metallic object. Can
capture villains by unzipping their clothes and thus getting arrested for exposure.
Weakness: Must wear stupid earring or loses power and manhood, instantly.
Name: Potato Head Jr.
Alias: Spudman, Master of Disguise
Villain Alias: Spud Evil
Born: 1976 in a Mattel Research Lab
Parents: The original Mr. Potato Head and Mrs. Potato Head, but we know they
were never married.
Powers: Can disguise himself as any food product or food container.
Weakness: Extremely sensitive. Leaves body parts visible after shape
shifting. Sticks out his tongue a lot.
Name: SPAM
Alias: Army Filet Mignon
Born: 2000 in an Hormel Packing Plant
Parents: A cow named Herman and a pig named Sue.
Powers: Smells really bad if left out too long.
Weakness: Does not go well with red wine.
